{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (compared to human's 6 muscles each). A cat can rotate its ears independently 180 degrees, and can turn in the direction of sound 10 times faster than those of the best watchdog.","length":226}
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Sphaerophoria bifurcata, the symmetric globetail, is a species of syrphid fly in the family Syrphidae. The larvae of this genus are predators of aphids and other small hymenoptera. The larvae of this particular species is not known.
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{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}
{"fact":" A cat only has the ability to move their jaw up and down, not side to side like a human can.","length":93}
{"fact":"The Maine Coon cat is America's only natural breed of domestic feline. It is 4 to 5 times larger than the Singapura, the smallest breed of cat.","length":143}
{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
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